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K9 Unit Shuts Off Body Cam Before Tearing Squeaky Toy New Asshole

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K9 Unit Shuts Off Body Cam Before Tearing Squeaky Toy New Asshole

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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 month ago

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A K9 unit dog was commended during training today after he successfully shut his body cam off before tearing his squeaky toy a new asshole.

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You know that toy was resisting something terrible.
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  And it smelled like catnip

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