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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 9 months ago

Boomer Makes Sure to Have Most Annoying Ringtone Selected at Highest Volume Before Leaving House

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Boomer Makes Sure to Have Most Annoying Ringtone Selected at Highest Volume Before Leaving House

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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 9 months ago
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Roland Gelford, a member of the baby boomer generation, made sure to have his awful ringtone set to maximum volume on his phone before going out to run a few errands, sources who can’t hear themselves even think anymore report.
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    9 months ago

    Dude only half of these are actually the onion. It’s all satire, relax

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