In a heartwarming story that will certainly have consequences for decades to come, little boys everywhere felt their hearts soar on Tuesday as American voters elected Donald Trump, showing the young ones that they, too, could someday grow up to be the most powerful sexual predator in America.
Nah, I see it this way: if this idiot can be president twice, YOU can do anything!
Step 1: inherit $400m
☑ Got lemons
☑ Made lemonade
*as long as the Israel overlord allows it