In a heartwarming story that will certainly have consequences for decades to come, little boys everywhere felt their hearts soar on Tuesday as American voters elected Donald Trump, showing the young ones that they, too, could someday grow up to be the most powerful sexual predator in America.
Can you hear yourself right now? You’re fucking bloodthirsty and personally doing all the shit that’s bad.
Fuck off Nazi scum, punching Nazis for being Nazis isn’t being bloodthirsty nor bad