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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

Next Call of Duty game to be set during the War on Christmas

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Next Call of Duty game to be set during the War on Christmas

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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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The next edition of the Call of Duty franchise will be about brave local government officers forcing people to say Happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas.
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    I’ve always wanted a “war on christmas” veteran hat

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    I’m joining the war on christmas on the side of DRUGS

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    Until St. Nicholas abides by the Black Friday Accord the war on Christmas will never end.

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      One radio station went all Christmas in like mid October. I think the station owners said “fuck it we’re going on vacation for the rest of the year” but yeah waaay too soon. Let me enjoy fall, even the gloomy grey part.

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    They joke but Rising Storm 2’s Army Men Christmas mode was fantastic

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    Well somebody’s gotta be on the side of against Christmas for it to make any sense, might as well be me.

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    Respawn Hard is a Christmas movie.

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    I’d totally play that. Get your bullshit out of November you capitalist ghouls. October & November are allied under the Halloween banner to wage this war and I’ll be damned if I back down.

    Literally. My fiancee isn’t allowed to put up the damned tree until December.

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