Epidemiologists weep.

‘What the ever-loving fuck’ implies that love can overcome all.

She is a woman running for a country that demands a Chad, even if Chad is demonstrably stupid, incompetent, malicious, and dangerous.

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10-4 good buddy.

PoX rox your Unix sox. Upgrade today.

Please forward my profile to the marketing department.

This was obvious and it’s still obvious that your country cucked itself to the world pariah stupidpower when it was at one of its lowest times. On purpose. Oooh so tough.

Losers.

Gettin’ ziggy with it.

Or Iran.

Still erect even with the TV liar putting a TV liar in charge of your military?

Existentially stupid.

Oysters (used to be?) thought of as an aphrodisiac.

Only if the oysters share the load.

Kinda tricks the brain to scroll along and see a headline with ‘EA’ followed but a little sh.itjust.works domain.

I guess because of all those Digg and Reddit years seeing somethingawful.com randomly mentioned. Fascinating thing, the brain.

Sure, yeah.

20:30 December 24 as a kid through 05:30-ish? Until I actually fell asleep anyway it felt eternal. Like the second hand on the clock fucking with you by sticking but still ticking. Which that shit did back then but always sprung back to barely-any-time-passed.

I had a long career with plenty of digg/reddit time that made a nine hour day feel like a pleasant nine, but still nine. Too bad they also made the rest of the 15 feel like shit.

I answered tier one tech calls from collection agents. Eight hours was eternal. Worse than Christmas, soul crushing, can’t make a joke about it. Left.

Now I have a job that I love that is 12 to 15 if OT. Breezes by.

Human nature I think.

If you meant on a larger timescale then - yes also, but nobody needs dreadful anecdotes.

Fuck it.

Send the mushrooms. Send the fugu. Send the rotting fruits and the poisonous leafs. Send it all.

That’ll get ‘em.

*bzzzzzt*

“Who is it?”

“Land Steamboat Willy.”

This sounds like trivia.

Mushroom?

Temba, his arms wide over the ropes.

Release systemd?

How stupid can you be. Like, seriously. Hanging the ten commandments in the womb.

It’s dark in there. Tattoo them mirrored on the abdomen and shine a bright light.

Otter space.