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nocturne@sopuli.xyz to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 7 months ago

GWAR Forced to Reduce Fake Cum Usage After Tariffs Cut Supply to 5 Barrels a Day

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GWAR Forced to Reduce Fake Cum Usage After Tariffs Cut Supply to 5 Barrels a Day

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nocturne@sopuli.xyz to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 7 months ago
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Legendary metal group GWAR reportedly cut their usage of onstage fake cum to approximately five barrels a day after new tariffs increased prices to unsustainable levels.
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    You have any idea how expensive the real stuff is? The amount of anime figurines required alone makes it unobtainium.

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      It’s only cum if it’s from the seminal vesicles in France. Otherwise, it’s just sparkling semen.

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