The salmon specifying “outsides” in the second line implies it knew its insides were pink and that pink was a possibility. Should’ve said “like my scales.”
To honor your inner beauty
Delicious, savory inner beauty…
Serve that beauty up on a cedar plank and damn…
Ppl: Uh um, well…
Salmon: How did you know pink was my favorite color!
ppl: Uh, what?
Salmon: Yeah! All the prettiest flowers are pink! I also like the sense of calm the color instills, the feminine yet loud conveyance, the fact that it’s the color of my birth stone…
ppl: oh, well, that’s pretty cool
Salmon: And the fact that it reminds me of the blood of my enemies, and awakens my chaotic and violent nature upon seeing it!
Pink like your favourite food!
And why am I colorblind? It’s orange, u fish!
