MolecularCactus1324@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agoBillionaire Anti-Aging Zealot Shares Data on Son’s Erectionswww.thedailybeast.comexternal-linkmessage-square13fedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10
arrow-up13arrow-down1external-linkBillionaire Anti-Aging Zealot Shares Data on Son’s Erectionswww.thedailybeast.comMolecularCactus1324@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square13fedilink
minus-squareteft@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoThe dude gets weekly dick injections which he classifies as 9.5 out of 10 on a pain scale. Weekly. Dude is a fucking moron.
minus-squarekescusay@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months ago9.5 out of 10. In his dick. Has anyone asked him why he wants to live forever if that’s what it takes?
minus-squareDharkStare@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 months ago“You get to live forever but in exchange you have to get incredibly painful injections in your dick on a daily basis.” Sounds like a cursed genie wish.
The dude gets weekly dick injections which he classifies as 9.5 out of 10 on a pain scale.
Weekly.
Dude is a fucking moron.
9.5 out of 10. In his dick.
Has anyone asked him why he wants to live forever if that’s what it takes?
“You get to live forever but in exchange you have to get incredibly painful injections in your dick on a daily basis.”
Sounds like a cursed genie wish.