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andioop@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 1 month ago

well that's rude

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well that's rude

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andioop@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 1 month ago
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  • Schal330@lemmy.world
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    My school did something similar. It recommended I become a fish monger.

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      Haha, did you ever try it out? Maybe it really was your life long calling.

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        I didn’t, but should I ever feel the need to try it I have already watched the tutorial video.

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      Same story here. I didn’t pay attention and failed basic math. Suggestion: plumber.

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      A friend of mine got the recommendation to be a pedicurist. Not a manicurist, not some general aesthetician, nope. Test wanted him to work with feet so badly ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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      I’m supposed to be a bartender, which i guess sounds better than what i actually do.

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        I’ve become a computer tender.

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      I think I finally found what I was put on this earth to do: Knife goes in guts come out.

      – Bart Simpson

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