It cost nothing because by then we’ve seized the means of production. I’ll be happy to build one with no labor cost. The benefits of its use are payment enough.
Just save Elon for last and run the blade against a brick to dull it a little first.
Nah, might as well do it right. There’s a few thousand billionaires in the world, so it’s much more economical to build it to last than to skimp on materials and having to build new ones all the time.
i see what you’re saying….
i would counter that, several hundred pine & sheetmetal guillotines would get the job done a lot easier, plus a lot better for mass production….
honestly i’m okay with an axe… but for showmanship a nice softwood like pine will show the blood a lot better over time…. could even roughen it up with sandpaper so the blood absorbs better….
The trouble is, you have to account for transport costs that way. Either to bring it to them, or them to it. A Redundant Array of Inexpensive Decapitators (or RAID array) gives you higher throughput, better resilience to component failures and can lower your total costs versus building a single entity that is robust enough to be as reliable.
I am, of course joking. Unfortunately, just eliminating billionaires, cathartic though it might be, wouldn’t actually solve any problems as it doesn’t meaningfully redistribute that wealth, or stop someone else accumulating in the same way, only with better personal security. It’s going to take changing the system at a much deeper, more fundamental, level than that. At the point it becomes actively undesirable to the individual to accumulate that much wealth, and I don’t think mere threats to their physical safety will do that, you’ve effectively decapitated capitalism.
It was either purchased by my father, or my uncle. The answer has been lost to time as both are long deceased. At times it was in one’s house until it was stolen back by the other, and vice versa. Both men warred over who it belonged to for years, nearly tore a chunk of the family apart. Normal ass hammer bought at a Canadian Tire in the 80s.
Now its in my hands, where it waits to be drawn and cannot be put away until a nail is driven.
$110 at harbor freight. Light and compact enough to bring it to any event. No power? No problem! For an additional $25 you can pick up a 20v cordless version. Variable-speed trigger and 6-speed dial provide adjustment for different applications. Additionally, you conveniently receive a complimentary 5 gallon bucket with purchase this weekend!
How much would it cost to construct a guillotine? I bet the ROI on that would be fucking astronomical.
It cost nothing because by then we’ve seized the means of production. I’ll be happy to build one with no labor cost. The benefits of its use are payment enough.
Just save Elon for last and run the blade against a brick to dull it a little first.
I could probably build it for $500. Less if it only needs to work once or twice and I can cut corners.
It’s supposed to cut necks, tho. A guillotine that cuts corners is practically useless.
are you including the price of tools?
I already have the tools I’d need just budgeting for hardware, lumber, and steel for the blade.
sheet metal should work fine for the blade…
and i don’t suppose we need the nicest lumber for that…
Nah, might as well do it right. There’s a few thousand billionaires in the world, so it’s much more economical to build it to last than to skimp on materials and having to build new ones all the time.
i see what you’re saying….
i would counter that, several hundred pine & sheetmetal guillotines would get the job done a lot easier, plus a lot better for mass production….
honestly i’m okay with an axe… but for showmanship a nice softwood like pine will show the blood a lot better over time…. could even roughen it up with sandpaper so the blood absorbs better….
just noticed your username… as long as we can put the head on pikes, i’m signing off on it
The trouble is, you have to account for transport costs that way. Either to bring it to them, or them to it. A Redundant Array of Inexpensive Decapitators (or RAID array) gives you higher throughput, better resilience to component failures and can lower your total costs versus building a single entity that is robust enough to be as reliable.
I am, of course joking. Unfortunately, just eliminating billionaires, cathartic though it might be, wouldn’t actually solve any problems as it doesn’t meaningfully redistribute that wealth, or stop someone else accumulating in the same way, only with better personal security. It’s going to take changing the system at a much deeper, more fundamental, level than that. At the point it becomes actively undesirable to the individual to accumulate that much wealth, and I don’t think mere threats to their physical safety will do that, you’ve effectively decapitated capitalism.
I have a hammer with a mysterious legacy that can be donated to the cause!
I am intrigued. Tell me more about this “mysterious legacy”.
It was either purchased by my father, or my uncle. The answer has been lost to time as both are long deceased. At times it was in one’s house until it was stolen back by the other, and vice versa. Both men warred over who it belonged to for years, nearly tore a chunk of the family apart. Normal ass hammer bought at a Canadian Tire in the 80s.
Now its in my hands, where it waits to be drawn and cannot be put away until a nail is driven.
Haha, the Hammer of Angantyr.
Damn, looks like I forgot to sharpen the blade. Eh, just keep raising it and dropping it. It will get through eventually.
$110 at harbor freight. Light and compact enough to bring it to any event. No power? No problem! For an additional $25 you can pick up a 20v cordless version. Variable-speed trigger and 6-speed dial provide adjustment for different applications. Additionally, you conveniently receive a complimentary 5 gallon bucket with purchase this weekend!
If Harbor Freight weren’t explicitly referened, I would have expected this to end in “shop smart, shop S-Mart.”
Listen up you MAGA screwheads
I think I like you.
So far, the feeling is mutual.
Harbor Freight really does have a tool for any job.
Around $500 USD plus shipping but there’s a 5 year waiting list here.
If you add the week of labour to assemble once it arrives, about $2k if you hire someone, your total cost should be $3k with shipping, tariffs, etc.
The irony of this being subjected to tariffs.