Just don’t go to the White House cause he’s gonna ambush you.
Ukraine, Canada, South Africa… Who’s next?
- There’s no problem. - Decline all oval office invites. - The man is unfit for office. - Yeah I don’t really understand the problem TBH. - It’s pretty obvious you’re just there as a prop. So what if you hurt his feelings by declining. Sucking up by throwing yourself under the bus won’t avoid tariffs or invasion or whatever else he decides to do. 
 
- Uno reverse: Invite him to your country and play videos about the horrific human rights violations in the USA. - He’d probably brag about them, even (or especially) if he had nothing to do with them. 
 
- Everyone’s going to start saying, “No, thank you, I have book club that day.” - I’m washing my hair that day, it takes hours due to these low flow heads we have. - “I have to return some video tapes.” - I hope you didn’t forget to rewind them! - I’ve got a bunch of DVDs to rewind before I return them, sorry I can’t make it. 
 
 
 
 
- He’s didn’t smack down Canada. He just rambled like an old man. 
- I actually expect most world leaders to start treating Trump as a pariah. He’s just a gross, creepy manbaby who looks and notoriously smells like a drain clog and who can’t be trusted for anything ever, so there’s nothing to be gained from interacting with him at sll. 
- Well, the CNN just keeps sucking Trump off. Who would have thought. - Seriously, these aren’t smackdowns in any sense, just embarrassing rambling lies. 
 
- https://media.cnn.com/api/v1/images/stellar/prod/c-ap25141604614139.jpg?q=w_680%2Cc_fill%2Ff_webp - Elon Musk having an erotic moment due to race tensions in the room. 





