I shall fight Secretary of Education Linda E. McMahon in a televised cage match, the winner of which gets $2.7 billion in federal grants and the power to uphold or destroy America’s continued technological and economic success. Secretary, I hope you brought your mouth guard.
By god! Its the ghost of Richard Nixon off the top rope!
AROOOOO!!!
Oh no, J.R.! Is that…are those puppies?! Actually literal puppies! Aaah! It’s Kristi Noem from somewhere in the crowd?!