This guy takes more oil than my car

I’d say it’s closer to a dumpling

Help girlfrend is poinignant?

What phone is made in the US anyway?

Isn’t this a plot point in The Kingsman?

I would rather not fuck this

Lmao, I’m detecting a pattern here. I’m tagging this guy “flag confused”

Might as well add regular “shutdown” as an “option” too

Kinda like your mom last night

It’s like bowling, if you hit one pedestrian at just the right angle you can knock them into the other

Wow A+ comment, extremely informative

shit init

Could be a trusty rump bone

I mean that’s literally semantics but whatever, if that’s the definition you’re going with then sure. If you ask me, you breached a contract and got a product out of it anyway, I’d call that stealing. I don’t think scarcity even factors into whether it’s stealing when it’s all about whether it was a legit transaction. Lack of scarcity may help justify it when the distributor is a shithead but it doesn’t make you not a thief.

-a proud thief, steal your shit, especially from Adobe fuckem

Maybe. I pirate a shit ton of stuff, a lot of it yeah I would never have bought but a lot of it I would, or at least I would’ve rented. I enjoy crime though

Different Oops?

Nice butt though, could be worse

I’m giving you a pity upvote lol

Hancock’s got a lot of problems but doesn’t strike me as a narcissist. He’s intimately aware of his character flaws and though he runs from them for awhile he eventually tries to fix himself, “turn a new leaf”. Men like musk aren’t capable of that sort of reflection, they simply know that they’re the shit and it’s everyone else who is wrong.

Problem was his goal was totally stupid. Kill half of all life and destroy the stones? So it can rebound in a few centuries if not decades?