“I have dark vision”

-future people

Who could have seen this coming /s

I’m crying because I don’t know if this is real and I’m not willing to give Elon the web traffic to check. Truly amazing time to be alive

Hey buddy. Is upholding constitution harder than you thought? I know grown up things can be difficult, but if we threw a tantrum every time something was hard nothing would get done.

When you start acting like a big boy we can go get ice cream. Where ls JD? I need to speak with him about his visit with the Pope.

It’s sharpie gate all over again!

As someone who lives in Houston: of course it’s fucking Hotze. A snake oil salesman who runs “wellness centers” and is currently under indictment for hiring a private investigator to look into voter fraud who ended up holding an ac repairman at Gunpoint.

He also released a Techno album critical of the ACA in 2013

He tried to sue Greg Abbot for doing too much during COVID. The greg abbot widely criticized by the rest of the nation for doing very little.

For more fun facts, look at his Wikipedia Page

Fuck Steve hotze.

I am honestly surprised President dum dum, or the AG hasn’t shut down this investigation yet

Tell me you are out of touch with saying it

Let them fight

Heartbreaking

It’s been banned in new construction for a long time I believe. What they recently banned was the niche use of it in industrial applications I believe. Which pretty much completely banned it

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Is he gonna call us all huge jerks for laughing at him?

Eh, not that I wouldn’t put it past him , but under his own logic his pardon was ok. Biden even talked about it.

Situation: there are 100 inefficient government agencies

Solution: let’s create a new government agency to manage efficiency

New situation: there now 101 inefficient government agencies

Relevant xkcd

But I never thought the leopards would eat my face!

Don’t threaten me with a good time

I want off mister musks wild ride.

Well much higher and the crew turns to salamanders

Ah good point. In this case Vance could be elected as vice president in the senate, and the assume the office of president until the house gets its shit together