Buying groceries in installments is already bad enough, but if you are very good at lying to yourself and very bad at the detecting your own lies, you may be able to convince yourself that you are not going to need to buy groceries for the next four months.

But even this twisted kind of logic does not apply to rent.

Why do I keep getting surprised every time a new height of dumbness gets launched?

You see, it’s easy to blame AI data centers buying all the RAM - but that’s only half the story! _{the other half of the story is manufacturers selling to these data centers}

As much as these ads suck, they were not the problem. The problem was Reddit charging for using their API (which was a big problem for third party readers) in order to force you to view said ads.

Capitalism’s most basic promise was that businesses will create value and have positive influence on society because that will be the only way to generate revenue. Reality proves that it’s somehow more profitable to enshittify things.

You whippersnapper!

Joke’s on you, we’ll just interpret your slight meanness as flirtatious teasing.

I’ll just kill -9 the fire.

Yes, both parties suck, and you are allowed to dislike both, but they don’t suck equally and not (completely) in the same way and you are obliged to decide for yourself which party sucks harder, which you dislike more, and most importantly - which are you the most scared of getting into power.

Just because you don’t want to be neither leftist nor rightist doesn’t mean you need to aim for the dead center. That’s as dogmatic as aiming for one of the extremes, and in fact dumber because it’s not even motivated by any ideology.

Really want to migrate, but LyX is too good to give up…

Laughing in LaTeX

What if you add a single drop of hot dog water to holy water, or vice versa?

Programmer? IDK. Looks kind of antigrammar to me.

Guess this needs to be updated?

This movie can contain the Epstein files and we wouldn’t know about it.

Don’t just take Sebastian on his word. Ask him to send you a sample.

If I’m out of office they can still type the message and I’ll see it later. If they can’t wait and would send it to someone else if I don’t immediately respond to the “hi”, then they could either copy-paste it, or - even better - send it to some relevant channel that contains multiple people capable of assisting them instead of PMing it to me.

As long as it’s just an “hi” you don’t know what it is and have to assume it’s super urgent. Once you answer, they can disclose the actual matter in its full mundanity, resting assured they have already confirmed your attention.

He is Nugget and he eats nuggets.

Wouldn’t that be cannibalism though?

With a little effort, one can write bad code in any language.

Not really. If that service costs x2 in compute, it also means it causes x2 pollution.