You can’t get a good view of the bombing of Tel Aviv all the way from Iran.

Not that hard. Kill half the universe as a scientific experiment. Leave the other half alive as the control group.

So basically… by being familiar with 4chan the model knows better what not to do?

Monkey is for MoonScript

N is for Node.js

O is for Objective-C

P is for Pascal

Q is for QBasic

R is for R

S is for Swift

T is for TypeScript

U is for …

Trust them. They’re engineers.

Any condition? Okay. My condition is that the ownership transfer will be done purely by NFT.

The Nuremberg trials did not happen because the Nazis were wrong. They happened because the Nazis lost the war.

Of course he liked crosses! There was even that one cross he used to hang at.

I think the trick was to establish that disagreeing with the Copenhagen Interpretation makes you one of these idiots who can’t comprehend Quantum Mechanics. Idiots like… Albert Einstein? Or… Erwin Schrödinger? You know, real morons.

The Many Worlds Interpretation must be rejected because it makes sense and we’ve already agreed that Quantum Mechanics is not supposed to make sense.

Is that a cake? I know everything is a cake, but is that also a cake?

It never gets to 60. For some odd reason it only gets to 59 and then drops back to zero.

These verification cans are the exact reason I have to pee!

Blackjack and hookers will be among the most morally acceptable things in that ring.

Fix it now, or you go to jail

The dishes want some privacy in their bath.

https://www.facebook.com/groups/it.humor.and.memes/posts/28661227206809691/

What if I yell “no homo!” when I plug it in?

It’s Rule 34. It’s always real.

The ability to the cat