I can bearly wait to can some bears

dumb lighter for idiots

Meaning a tool idiots can use to set the dumbs on fire?

Clearly a duck-billed platypus.

Of course not. What kind of man would want to see his family burned with him in a fiery death trap?

Science isn’t about WHY. It’s about WHY NOT. Why is so much of our science dangerous? Why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won’t hit you on the butt on the way out, because you are fired.

Housing? As in - for people? Where are the data centers supposed to be then? Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself.

I’m sure they can work out a mouth next

Considering how these companies are losing money because they subsidize these tokens - I doubt that cost is really absorbed.

The proper response to dystopian prophecies is not “challenge accepted”!

$20k is what it would cost you or me, but it’s just free for them.

No it isn’t. This is not regular software where the bulk of the price is the licensing. With slope-as-a-service, the bulk of the price is the data center operation cost - which Anthropic is certainly not getting for free.

99% pass rate? Maybe that’s super impressive because it’s a stress test, but if 1% of my code fails to compile I think I’d be in deep shit.

Also - one of the main arguments of vibe coding advocators is that you just need to check the result several times and tell the AI assistant what needs fixing. Isn’t a compiler test suite ideal for such workflow? Why couldn’t they just feed the test failures back to the model and tell it to fix them, iterating again and again until they get it to work 100%?

“One of”. This is US history we’re talking about - the bar is in orbit.

That tinkling sensation you are feeling? Not arousal. Jellyfish venom.

This is from 2012. You can’t even pin this on LLM hallucinations.

It’s okay. We don’t judge.

This was from before AI companies bought all the SSDs.

Buying groceries in installments is already bad enough, but if you are very good at lying to yourself and very bad at the detecting your own lies, you may be able to convince yourself that you are not going to need to buy groceries for the next four months.

But even this twisted kind of logic does not apply to rent.

Why do I keep getting surprised every time a new height of dumbness gets launched?

You see, it’s easy to blame AI data centers buying all the RAM - but that’s only half the story! _{the other half of the story is manufacturers selling to these data centers}