I kinda like being treated mean.

Least radicalized Linux user

I’m gonna vote and reproduce with your mum even harder now

Yes, and assuming Mulder was too enthusiastic to do his job properly.

The error message:

Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged

Exactly! Why did two of the icons get icon+text label status, while the others got just icon status?!

Either standardized on icon + text label, or just icon, or just text.

We stopped using pictogram representations of concepts 2000 years ago and pivoted to symbols representing speech sounds, why are we regressing to pictograms again?

Are you even a true power user if you don’t tattoo your headphones MAC address on your forearm?

Did you guys have an adult’s table and a kids table halftime show?

Middle-aged Rock.

There is a tiny man inside the drum behind the fan and as it heats up, he must walk forward like on a hamster wheel to not burn his bare feet. The man walks inexorably forward, blind and delirious from exhaustion to avoid the agony of being roasted alive.

You’re a sick fuck for buying this thing OP.

India and Pakistan have had wars between each other after they acquired nukes.

India and China are constantly up in each other’s grill too.

She just needs to change her perspective on the protestors. Maybe she should try looking at them upside down.

What

He does not have time to play with himself.

“Anime”

If you have to ask, you can’t afford it 😭

Doctors are professional drug dealers

I used to use an iPhone with. Sonar ping ringtone when I was doing it support. It ruined the tv show Silicon valley for me because Richard Hendricks’ ringtone was the ping and it was giving me panic attacks to watch the show when I heard that characters phone ring