• Keeps demons away

These symptoms might actually be related to the 12k mountain trail run I did yesterday after work, and I’m pretty sure the bleeding is because I got scratched by a spiky bush, but you cannot be too careful fellas

The only reason I haven’t bought it yet is because I will lose my job due to absence if I do.

It powers a massage chair for the driver

Or a very niche onlyfans camgirl

Just like a vape stick.

The emus have trains now?!

If you reach an Arby’s, you’ve gone the wrong way, crawl back into the wilderness, it’s safer there.

M for Mancy

Fingers, and how more is always better.

It’s a meme paper. The genetic observer. No single cell pets, 13721 Genome way, etc

Whomever draws the dildo from the statue shall be crowned king or queen of degeneracy.

Wise, but executed for being annoying.

But at what cost?

I actually had a nightmare last night that my computer updated itself to some horrid version of windows and I spent it all frantically looking for my windows 7 ISO and keygen among old backups to blow it away and start again.

When you’re ready, you’ll know

I wonder if it’s loaded!

Click click click

Nope!

Huawei

Well there’s yer problem

Planets dying

Reduce reuse recycle ♻️

Whats your name?