Keep the tip 😉

I guess you could say I use a reusable straw

I mean, you gotta pull out eventually to go home, right?

Transcendental defacation

“Babe what’s the matter you seem upset since getting home from work.”

“Somebody shat at me.”

“Do you mean shat on you?”

“No…”

Rogan hits blunt “A buddy of mine saw you naked in the shower during a DMT trip”

Mother of pineapples

Aluminium doesn’t glow, even when molten though?

She sleeps with men, that’s pretty gay

Even if we don’t believe that (which I don’t) the dudes on the boats are not kingpins and commanders, they are one step above literal slaves, their choices are pretty much:

1: Drive the boat and don’t get caught or tell anyone, or 2: get necklaced as soon as your wife is done getting necklaced

Okay so first let me tell you about a woman named Patty Hearst…

But your honour, the host said “Please take a seat”

Or just Abdomen

There was a van life de-influencer called Dave2D (not the computer one) who lived in a van and demonstrated the harsh realities of living full time in a van, while also mocking and exposing van life influencers who made it look glamorous, and called out those who were obviously just living in a house and pretending to be living in vans for the insta. He regularly made fun of those vanlife couples, especially when they inevitably broke up, until a very famous recently single vanfluencer killed herself after enduring lots of harrassment by his followers, and then Dave2Ddeleted almost all his videos.

Then he moved into a car with a puppy in LA and someone stole his catalytic converter while he was sleeping in the car, then he moved to a tiny cabin in Montana and transitioned to painting on Livestream, and now as far as I know he has no presence on YouTube.

Polypropylene is a common micro plastic so you are technically correct

Just do (7-5)+(5-4)=3

It’s medicinal. I have a prescription.

The only smoking I allow in my car is my brakes.

If it’s memory bleeds, we can kill it.

And then we taught those rocks to think in ways we don’t really understand, and dedicated cities worth of electrical energy to allow them to think harder and faster, and gave them the means to improve themselves.