Neither scenario touches the torture I endure the morning after pepper-heavy, spicy Mexican food.

Ah. Of, or pertaining to, the experience following consumption of milk-based products for those who are intolerant to lactose.

Worth a try. Highly capable. It’s my default.

More like “how dare you openly live the life that I want to live but I am so repressed that I project on you as a means of overcompensation”

Crime goes down when police do less crime. Less police = less crime.

Given police crime When police funding is decreased by 50 percent Then police crime decreases by 50 percent

There one area where they can actually prevent/decrease crime. Let’s say of all the crimes the police currently commit, they decided (hypothetically) to hold themselves accountable and stop doing those crimes. That would have a direct effect on the police crime rate.

I don’t have to use a perl script to view the contents of a file?

open(my $fh, ‘<’, ‘filename.txt’) or die “Could not open file: $!”; while (my $line = <$fh>) { print $line; } close($fh);

Sick!

Parasite lays thousands of eggs that the host craps out in its feces to continue the trend in perpetuity. Both species survive as a species.

Inkscape user here. Thanks Martin!

If you’re getting quizzed on subjective questions and ideology, it’s time to back away.

Ignore her - or both of them. If you’re so inclined. I’ll bend my ear for the humanists out there.

Okay I’m going to put this out there. I’ve never birthed a child but I can be certain that the birthing process doesn’t hold a candle to the monkey claw I experience after eating a bean burrito loaded with jalapenos and mole. I don’t think even an epidural could ameliorate that level of dire suffering.

The least rewarding purchase I had to make was a boiler for a house. It’s not like something you can show off to your friends. Just thousands in expense to maintain functional parity.

Tailscale.

Jellyfin. Tailscale. Bob’s your uncle.

Proper dumbass. Bigly.

Hot

He knows he’s tanking. This is just a way to distract the dumbass base that believes in flat earth and unicorns.

I think it’s about time that the progressives start pandering to the dumbass class. Promising to do all sorts of dumbass and unconstitutional things and then supporting actual progressive policy when they get into office.

If this worked for the current Manchurian dumbass candidate - progressives can surely get their deception game in order.

If they banned drinking coffee indoors, you’d see people greedily and overzealously tapping the bottom of the cup for the last drop of precious magic fluid to touch their quivering tongue before entering a building.

Incidentally I’ll take the smell of a fruit vape cloud over coffee sphincter breath all day long.