God fucking dammit Connor, are you smoking weed again !?

With your mouth

Dave , Daaaave . You’ve had too much ice cream tonight Dave. Eat some vegetables Dave, they are good for you

The real reason the files were never released

That was the best, even though you could still look up on a clear night and count 40 satellites shooting across the sky in an hour but not seeing the aircraft was sweet

Bastards!

I’m here for the comments 🍿

People always forget about the rest of the universe. Drives me nuts sometimes

The donors told him to calm down with all that shit or else

I noticed every day there are less and less of those stupid flags up when I drive through rural areas

Egg dog

I remember a meme I saw once that said something like

Jesus was an anarchist

His followers are statist bootlickers

I may not be rembering correctly but it was funny

Check out videos on youtube. They’re fucking crazy little fucks

I’ve got an American pit bull terrier and she thinks she’s a bad ass but I bet if a squirrel attacks me or her she folds up like a lawn chair. She’ll probably run home with her tail between her legs while I get mauled by the little fat fuck

https://youtu.be/iPtS_zEJKKI

So how does a person sell their account !?

Thank fucking God for McDobalds!

I dont think we get a choice when it comes to accepting fate

Just sayn

I’m not addicted to coke I only do it when I want to get rocked out of my skull

Let Phil sing ! Or else !

They’re armed with a 300 blackout rifle they can shoot through the glass