I have eaten cheese like an apple

OK, its delicious, I love to take a bite of onion like it’s an apple and it tastes great!

I like cheese ,onions and bread. But I’m not in to eating an onion sliced like that, it’s insane .

Is peer tube any good ?

And he’s a fucking phish fan that should tell you all you need to know. Probably has a dog named Reba

NHK is good too, if you can pick it up

Nope, just “tar” like stool and heart palpitations

Speed is fucking awesome, it makes me feel like a productive citizen.

Why are all these dishes in the sink ? That’s crazy! Let me clean this counter up ,it’ll only take 11 minutes then Im going to pay all my bills on time. Wow that was easy , now I won’t worry about all that crap and I’ll probably sleep like a baby tonight. I’m going to read a book for a little while then go to sleep

Hey its you !!!

Hey lady ! What the fuck happened to your face !? You look maga

God fucking dammit Connor, are you smoking weed again !?

With your mouth

Dave , Daaaave . You’ve had too much ice cream tonight Dave. Eat some vegetables Dave, they are good for you

The real reason the files were never released

That was the best, even though you could still look up on a clear night and count 40 satellites shooting across the sky in an hour but not seeing the aircraft was sweet

Bastards!

I’m here for the comments 🍿

People always forget about the rest of the universe. Drives me nuts sometimes

The donors told him to calm down with all that shit or else

I noticed every day there are less and less of those stupid flags up when I drive through rural areas