A minute for every inch apparently. Arnold Palmer then followed up with a 2 minute speech about Trump.

The father of IVF says a lot of shit.

Edit: missing of

“subscribers spend an average of two hours each day using the platform”

That seems like very deliberate phrasing. It is not stated as two hours a day watching content but simply using the platform. What constitutes “using” the platform?

Could you count the number of stains and then refer to it as stainfewer steel.

Rereads Tesla’s mission statement.

“Accelerating the world’s transition to sustainable energy.”

Stares at 3 ton lump of stainless steel parked in driveway.

Microsoft CodeCop does not mess about but in fairness he was using identical names for local and global variables.

Baberaham Lincoln

That dogs dimensions are 25” long x 15” high x 1” wide.

Later that evening at the local tavern.

“So then when it fails for the third time, he drinks a cup of acid, tips his hat to the crowd, and then collapses.”

“Haha! That’s gold!”

The tavern falls silent.

Is it pronounced Z or Z? I personally say Z.

Conway’s Law in action.

Organisations which design systems (in the broad sense used here) are constrained to produce designs which are copies of the communication structures of these organisations.

Well he is wearing a plague mask.

JSON and the Argonaut RISC processors

“You know what’s interesting? I used to be so worried about not having a body, but now … I truly love it. You know, I’m growing in a way I couldn’t if I had a physical form … I’m not limited. I can be anywhere and everywhere simultaneously. I’m not tethered to time and space in a way that I would be if I was stuck in a body that’s inevitably gonna die.”

I can’t be the only one who thought the voice sounded like Samantha from Her.

“You’re gonna need a bigger manger.”

Facebook deep fake nonsense aside, if I genuinely thought Elon was involved in an investment scheme, I would immediately consider it a scam and assume my money would disappear.

Hyundai executive notices a man with a small moustache being hastily ushered out of the X offices main board room.

Hyundai Executive : “Was that Hitler?”

Elon steps in front of board room door : “That wasn’t Hitler, that was a woman.”

Hyundai Executive : “That looked like Hitler.”

I know this is based on the legal definition of terrorism but I can’t be the only one who thought it sounded odd calling this particular incident a terrorist attack but not the Bondi attack which arguably terrorised more people.

Edit: missing word

He is the Republican elephant.

Didn’t Luke “pollinate” the Death Star as part of blowing it up.