Nah I got fixed because it was actually legal and not completely abnormal to have done when I came of childbearing age.

you didn’t even have domestic internet you protozoa

1970s ain’t got shit to do with the 1990s you mf toddler

Oh yeah when I was young and had an active untreated personality disorder men loved it. It’s like they want to be tortured. Tbf I also pass on a lot dumber bullshit more now that I’ve gotten treatment and chilled out a little. And I found a dude who’s in almost the same exact boat with bipolar 1 to be stably unstable with. So the idiots really don’t get a lot of chances with me anyway.

This was an episode of doctor who.

Dog and cat are probably under the bed and in the closet waiting until I’m asleep to demand to be let out. Hubs and I do sweeps for them when we put each other to bed (he arranges my sleep environment in the morning, I arrange his in the evening). Doesn’t matter when I’m working for the night because he can just sleep with the door open but we need to be able to close the doors when I’m going to bed for the day or when I’m home for the night so I don’t wake him up just by doing things. And they always wake up an hour or so in and decide they NEED. FOOD. RIGHT. NOW. LET. ME. OUT.

Was watching Fionna and Cake and really getting the feels from Simon Petrikov. Like what if I did just like. Go be mentally ill again. Being a normie with a job isn’t working out great. You know what was great? Hot shower / cold beer. Gonna try therapy one more time but like. Ugh. Please do not bother me with platitudes unless you’ve got $100 to send me monthly to put towards my rent.

Meanwhile you’re just a lil cinnamon roll

If this is based on your own word frequency you probably need therapy. Or at the very least a vacation.

Bristol 6

Idk I can picture a jagged 2x4 giving me a Phineas Gage style impromptu lobotomy just fine.

idk about “redeems”, both roles were petty great.

I feel like the answer is to have all competitions be centralized on special competition computers. You physically travel to a centralized convention or whatever and have to use equipment set up just for the competition that’s been checked for mechanical and software fairness the same as the ball etc get tested for a professional sports game. You can practice at home with whatever software you want but if you want to be properly competitive you’re going to want to practice on an uncracked game (or even cracked against you).

Yeah this very much depends on the actual specific number. I work inpatient so I don’t blink at 155 systolic because we’re gonna take it again in 12h and honestly these days the hospitalist says current evidence supports not even treating emergently until 170. The ED actually keeps insisting that 180 isn’t their problem for patients they want admitted to psych. A small dentists office might not be up to date on current best practice for treating hypertension.

When I interviewed for a CSU they were even like “how would you approach an intake where your new pt has a BP of 180?” and I, coming from the university hospital where I had residents subject to my whims I struggled to come up with an answer that wasn’t “page the oncall I guess?” But I did manage “…tell them to take some deep breaths and take it again…?” which was apparently the right answer???

150s to me is a GP/PCP’s problem 3 months from now and ultimately they’ll probably just tell the person to start with eating less salt. It also sounds like it was asymptomatic and there’s also the possibility that the doctor just figured she wouldn’t take anything anyway based on this person’s description.

Had a recovered benadryl addict the other day (wanna say it was for SI) who was surprised I knew about the hat man. The only reason my I know is my interest in hallucinations unique to a specific hallucinogen. And then my coworkers know because I mention it when it comes up.

Still getting calls for Charlie 2 years after changing my number. Although there’s some speculation that while Charlie Sr is deceased, Charlie Jr is alive, kicking, and in a not insignificant amount of debt.

who’s gonna tell him he’s a measurer?

🤣 I do it to keep weight on so what puzzles me is people who drink protein drinks to lose weight. My diet plan is pretty simple (it’s just a basic hierarchy of choices):

• eat the option with the most fiber
• that being equal, eat the option with the most protein
• THAT being equal, eat the thing with the highest polyunsaturated fat
• after that, eat the thing that tastes best and has the least uncomplicated carbohydrates
• eat the thing with the least trans fat

I usually don’t even get past #2 and very rarely past 3.