Elements formed by alpha capture. Since alpha particles have 2 protons, it’s generally elements with an even number of protons.

Some stellar atmosphere models also add “alpha”, which provides an extra knob for the abundance of alpha-capture elements. If you need anything more than that, you’re doing some niche astrophysics.

They’ll die of diabetes together. How romantic!

Party on, Ted! No, wait, that sounds wrong.

Absolutely, but that’s not what your meme says. Peer review in this case says the manuscript should be significantly revised before publishing.

Because Einstein’s science had absolutely no basis in fact.

Yes. Yes, they did.

I believe he was a fellow seminary student with the late R.C. Sproul.

Hey, do you know Jenny too?!

Imagine having to think of a new 6-digit number every few seconds!

Inconceivable!

Physicists just write “g”. 😝

At least I use bash!

alias more=less

The more Gs, the better the cell service. Mine is 5G.

And top of the morning to ye!

That bit of the napkin has a smudge.

Heat level: “fire-extinguisher hot”.

Then you are the “lesser being”!

Rubbish! No-one is discriminating against vampires.