We’re hitting 10 years married this October! 11 years together.

In middle school, a kid got caught masturbating in study hall. I never saw him again after that. Word was that he moved away out of embarrassment. Parents probably just home schooled him or something.

In a completely different direction, my class broke the “suicide school” moniker. We were the first graduating class in like 10 years to not have a suicide.

In the northeast, Aroma Joe’s is better and uses ethically sourced beans. They focus on their drinks and food is an afterthought, exactly what I’m looking for. I just want a tasty, quick, inexpensive espresso drink that I just can’t make at home.

Ehhhh…It’s pajama day, not “what you wear while sleeping” day. Pajamas are a type of clothing, ranging from little kid onesies to lounge pants/shorts and an oversized shirt.

For example, I wear pajama pants and a t-shirt in the evening, but strip down to my boxers before getting in bed. If I participated in pajama day, I’d wear the bottoms and my funniest t-shirt, not just boxers.

You shouldn’t bully Martina McFly. She’ll hop in her DeLorean and you’ll just fade away.

Darn. I was hoping they’d reproduce when you get them wet. Time to try feeding it after midnight.

For years I have said that y’all is the best thing to come out of the south.

Wow, I could not have imagined that gluten free would be so accurate. It’s a great representation of how it’s missing something major, but I guess it’s still bread.

I see what you did there.

I have house Crocs, does that count?

My favorite rock has a first name, it’s H-O-M-E-R. My favorite rock has a second name, it’s H-O-M-E-R.

Yes

I feel like this is an acceptable use for AI. Nobody likes studying poop.

Through the magic of buying two of them, you have someone who agrees that it should be on the list.

The release of “1985” by Bowling for Soup was closer to actual 1985 than we are to its release.

“The heart of a sport is found in its fans.” - Somebody Probably

By your sticks combined, I am Captain Hockey!

I’d rather pit the zombies against each other.

We are those who join forces and we also burn crosses.

Lady Maga sounds like a nickname that The Daily Show would come up with for Lauren Boebert if she started singing.

Mic holder, probably: “How do you like it?”