And then assign an int to a string just to mess with the interpreter.

Latest sneak peak of the phone in action:

Remember 10 years ago the YouTube app only showed ads on every 3rd video and often only a single 5 second ad, and everything longer could be skipped.

Like a frog in a pot I could tolerate that amount, a few years later they started the ad ramp-up and what finally drove me to install vanced were 3 unskippable ads you had to endure just to watch something.

Sounds crowded in there, are the women okay?

Or: The new version is reimplemented and incompatible, so everything you learnt about it from the previous versions is wrong.

Yes I was joking, get a random timestamp in this format and you have no idea what it’s referring to.

DD:HH:MM:SS:mm:yy is even better because it could be a MAC address.

I prefer the alphabetical date format DD-HH-MM-SS-mm-yy for maximum confusion

Breaking news: New Delhi just discovered AGI, she is called Chetana…

j/k h/l I learned those playing Nethack

A gentleman using a Core 2 Duo rig from a more civilised age.

Because we didn’t do our research, we ended up at a hotel in Mallorca that were filled with people in their 20s partying all night and the included food fitted the price, for instance one night they served thin slices of meat-ish-spam with overcooked greens.

But we didn’t let it ruin our holiday!

She should have thought ahead and packed some Marmite and toast or a bit of Stilton and some crackers just to be safe, that was common for older people in the 1960’s.

I got my new computer three years ago, but I still use the old one with Mint 18 on it for some stuff, and the Eee is in the drawer.

I enjoyed playing it back in the day even if it took several tries to understand what the game wanted you to do, the parts that gave me the most gripe was finding out how to jump the canyon and how to fight the Cavefish.

I was fond of adventure games just not good at them because at that age my English was not good enough, but here comes Full Throttle and Day of The Tentacle that are funny and i can play through to the end.

“Loser” correct and boring.

“Looser” is cool because it has two o’s in it.

New improved recipe without asbestos!

(may contain used needles and metal fillings)

Does he still have hair left?

Of course that’s a given, but who else would want a pink Lamborghini?

Trump family calling card: Portraits that make you throw up in your mouth.

Martin Lawrence would rock it in “Big Tubman’s House”