Grok told me this is fake news.

Don’t worry everyone. The fucker can’t keep a straight story on tariffs. Much less this. Taco will always taco.

I’ll give it 8 months before it’s dead

“But look what I can do, I’m Elon musk” …. Throws out a nazi salute.

Omg. How have I forgotten about 2 more weeks. I’m slipping.

“No” - president taco

Of course. This is about stock prices, not anything else.

Yeah. Let’s give Trump that power.

This is useless without the actual files. Leak them already Elon.

He is trumps bastard.

The same spacex that hasn’t had a launch since trump took office?

A bunch of gravy team J6ers versus a bunch of soyboy J6ers. Let’s go.

Click here to unsubscribe. Great; it will take 4-10 days. It never unsubscribes.

He is trumps bastard. Calling it now.

This is about as news breaking as Elons drug use. We all know. Bring some fucking proof.

But really, this all probably just more stock manipulation. Tank that Tesla stock before these two have some wild makeup sex.

Wait…so it was rigged after all?

Someone will try it don’t worry.

That or some billionaire will send private subs down to it.

No matter what happens. No matter how much worse he gets. He will always, always, always say Biden was worse and that he is most smartest person in the history of the universe.

He has ran the place for basically 20 of the last 30 years. I don’t think he cares what anyone else thinks.

I’m good with it. Keep it somewhat hidden. Once the position gets out, every asshat with a scuba tank and calls themselves “an explorer” will ruin the place.