It’s slightly less impressive when you realise they could have built a massive slide instead and got mostly the same result.

Guess it’s better than a massive diesel truck though.

This is what game launchers looked like in my day.

If I wanted a different game I’d put in a different tape!

It’s probably the inbuilt browser component that seems to be in everything these days.

Chrome pulled support for Win 7 and 8 ages ago, so anything that relies on an up to date browser is sure to follow.

Gee, I wonder why it’s all AI generated horseshit from press releases these days.

The writing was on the wall when Jeff Gerstmann was fired over a bad review back in 2007. The whole game journalism industry has been on life support since then, and realistically been shafted ever since we went from purchased magazines to online.

Even then magazines would find themselves without timely review copies if they were not sympathetic to the need for good reviews.

Only if you’re black.

You plebs wouldn’t have to worry about childcare if you just sent those selfish brats to work down the mines!

Can’t be nagged about Windows 11 if you never switched to SecureBoot.

I think it depends more on how white you are.

Worse.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet_Duck

Who do you think has been controlling your information feeds all along?

Television? Newspapers? Hell, even the town crier only told you what his masters wanted you to hear.

Meanwhile Final Fantasy XIV is doing a collaboration with hair dye.

I mean it didn’t take a genius to figure it out.

Guiltier than a Russian standing next to a pot of polonium tea.

Just use the Toilet Duck like a normal person.

The growth must continue!

Even when you’ve reached complete market saturation…

Ugh, you didn’t even pay for Premium Plus?

Bloody peasant…

I’d be amazed if he does any of it tbh. Last time he just spent most of it playing golf, and sticking his goofy-ass signature on anything they stick in front of him.

The last thing they want to do is actually deal with the boogeyman issues. If they did that they’ll have nothing to campaign on next time.

Most of this will be spent lining their own pockets.

Block the lot.

We don’t need US far right propaganda.

We have our own.

That’s right though. Each day you get an increasing number of an item plus all the items from the previous days again.

Enjoy your birds.

Correct, tariffs increase prices.

Ideally to more than what they would be if they were made by American workers in American factories. Otherwise there’s no point and you’re just increasing prices out of spite.

But we’re relying on a lot of landlords to go “fair enough, we’ll lower our rents so you can buy those American goods at their new higher prices” rather than going “no, go fuck yourselves”. And I feel that’s unrealistic.

But whatever, turkeys voting for Christmas is not a new thing and I’m sure they’ll find a way to blame it on immigrants or gays or something.

It’s a polarizing one for sure. Every review is either 10/10 or 1/10.

I’m firmly in the latter camp, I see the gold and white dress, and I hear Yanny. Mileage may vary.