Merry Christmas employees that helped us make billions.

Somewhere in Alabama under that same sky, siblings are in love 💕

Wait for a black Friday deal

My financial advisor is an octopus

It takes an acidic soil to get that blue

Who isn’t thinking about Ferenginar at all times

Says someone who’s never been to Ohio before. Their state motto is “abandon hope all ye who enter here”

His parents would be so proud of him. His mom and dad both came from a long line of proud cock suckers. If only Donnie had found his gift earlier.

Now this I believe

I let the squirrels have at it, even giving them a hole to get the seeds. Then when it starts rotting into the compost can. I gotta have that pumpkin spice dirt.

They wanted to put it inside the unit originally

Yeah, this is how you are supposed to sit.

They are a large Hong Kong and Shanghai bank so this was obviously going to happen

Well you’re not going to replace it with a less trusted method. Ask any company that ran into China in the 90s whether they would do it again. I guarantee their version of this will be more restrictive and offer 0 protections for the businesses that use it. They all know the Chinese government just seizes whatever they want whenever they want it.

The only thing they’ve broken is their own economic growth. Alarms are going off in China particularly. Hard to make a recovery plan when government also controls the industry. Their last round of stimulus did absolutely nothing.

Throw in baby Godzilla and watch it sweep the Oscars

It’s nice he shows up to work already dressed as a clown.

Well did you see how it sucked on his hand though

I thought it was a make-a-wish thing. To experience how plebs work.

I don’t think God asked Mary for permission and he will make you preganent if he wants to.