No, I’m just old. Crap.

Only because we no longer have an attention span.

I wish I was the Mothman.

The expression “two sides of the same coin” does not mean two things that are the same. It means two things with the same base and opposite expressions.

As such, the same side of two different coins indicates two different bases with the same expression

The metaphor works better and acknowledges more nuance than the Yin Yang.

i luv thu little tacos! I LUV DEM GOOD!!!11

The narwal bacons at midnight?

You can buy Harry Potter toys at Walgreens. Joanne’s brand is doing just fine, transphobic and misogynistic as she may be.

What about reality has suggested that to you?

No, fart_pickle knows all.

Thank you!

Does Trump get lip injections?

I really liked kbin too. Left Reddit early into the migration and went straight there. It got too buggy to use, so I went on holiday to bsky for a minute (not my thing). When I came back, it was gone, sadly. So, here I am.

No.

France does have Mimolette, which is delicious, if a bit strange. Italy is definitely taking the worm cake, though. No freaking thank you.

No, the United States is the center of the known universe and only Our symbolism is valid.

It’s funny because we’d actually be giving ourselves the handout because we actually pay taxes.

Well, he’s a man.

So god damn good too