There was a great video from a lawyer (can’t remember it was from a few years ago) that showed how to open the door for a police officer.

You step outside, close the door, and converse with them on your porch.

Its fucking stupid we have to do these little ass rules to avoid getting murdered on our own property. But apparently it’s “threatening behavior” to remind police officers that the castle doctrine applies to them as well.

Watch them have no issues printing racist stickers.

Real talk: can we make a show today about Alf?

I wasn’t part of that generation that watched it, and didn’t really get the humor either. He was just… Everywhere.

This is still one of my wtf moments of this whole political circus

Torchlight could have been great. I’m still annoyed.

Honestly I fell asleep playing the game… Twice.

There’s just something that makes me so bored.

My coworker plays those F2P games on her phone and she has shared that she’s felt guilty that she played this game for like 500 hours and haven’t spent anything, and considers throwing them $5-10 bucks a month.

She’s also the kind of person who has like 8 tv subscriptions.

The game is pretty good as of now. Not great. Not something I’ll play for a long time. But def solid 30+ hours of action RPG.

And absolutely not something where I’d spend any money on a fucking hat for my character.

Having a IRA or 401k.

I’m 40 and the amount of people who kinda know what a IRA is is terrifying. Like, you’re gonna die in poverty.

An actual crunchwrap has never looked like that.

Yum! Pile of sadness! You know what youre getting from Taco Bell.

Loomer locked herself up at Twitter, the CEO said nah let her tire herself out and then Loomer asked police to cut her out 2 hours later

Props my dude. Don’t feel ashamed by that!

I got a coworker who cannot stand ruffle chips. Like, not just the texture, but the sound it makes grinding on each other.

Totally! I did a ride along with a bunch of boomer bikers riding harleys while I rode my “crotch rocket”. Half were police officers. it was weird to be anti-establishment in our get up and watch the ride leader radio police to back off.

Totally agree on the meth bikers. They’re scary.

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Maga punk: Love cops. Sees black guy kneeling in football games a disgrace. Supports Felon. Thinks pedos are disgusting except when it’s Trump. Doesnt understand the lyrics to punk songs. Believes they’re a victim because someone called them a bad name. Wants to protect babies with action but school shootings is thoughts and prayers.

One party was REALLY upset when we tried to take down Confederate statues.

Did they forget to draw an arrow to her skin and point out how she’s either black or indian? Or is this the “friendly version”?

I remember when Lyft and Uber were first coming out, they used to do cool shit like bringing you around in a cat van. Or bring you to a dog party.

I missed that wild fun energy.