Instant coffee for Vampires

Hey now, let’s not be totally hasty here

… yes Human, please find all the stop signs as well

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-comic-sans-asshole

We switched off of Mayan for project scheduling after 2012 was a bust, no end of the world or anything, just some instability in the simulation… (man egg on my virtual face, I really blew that one)

… oh and they have a Milkshake machine??? How the hell do they rate?? We had to overthrow Guatemala just to get some decent coffee beans

Damnit! We aren’t starting that project till quarter 4!

What??? We already did that one! We did that after weather control and truth serums.

Get back to work Steve. That black hole device isn’t gonna develop itself

Yea, for a novelty account sometimes I kinda just say stuff then regret it

Shit, we own the private sector. Or they own us, I can never remember

No! I am the leaker!

Hey man, that’s damn hurtful

OH MY GOD! Mario was right! There’s turtles In the pipes!

There is! Come on in and pick it up!

Thoughts and prayers!

Doing alright, how you doing?

And apparently the kids feet are in the right place too!

And if they have trouble surfacing they can pull themselves up by their bootstraps

Russian oligarchs use Linux

I’m an experimental branch, try all your kinky stuff here then throw me away