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The Onion makes its best social commentary when it initially fools you into thinking it’s real. The point isn’t to be absurd or trick you, it’s to hold a mirror up and make you think.
People keep saying The Onion can’t compete with reality anymore, but every week or two I keep biting.
Don’t like thinking about how much of that probably made it to my brain, organs, and muscles :)
Racking up that large a phone bill with dialup internet is very impressive! Today if a 7 year old spends that kind of money it’s almost certainly because someone forgot to lock the app store/roblox account.
He has a reputation of just being an unpleasant dick and difficult to work with. Nothing super problematic to my knowledge, just a bad personality.
I can confirm I’ve seen their ads in person in multiple places in Los Angeles. North Hollywood had a billboard near the Noho gateway sign, and I think the red line? had a bunch of ads on the inside and outside of some of the trains a year or two ago.
Oh, yeah, I was agreeing and expanding on what you were saying 👍
Cotton can continue to burn, but wool is generally self extinguishing, too. It’s one of the ways you can identify the fiber composition of unknown cloth (burn test).
Hearing something mildly displeasing, dramatically sitting down and flipping open my skull ring, and tipping the skittle into my mouth like a shot of liquor.
You can’t teach kids mnemonics about straight sex anymore, because of woke.
I’ve replaced my ice cream with fruit popsicles (the kind with blended up fruit bits, not just a bit of juice), I figure even if it’s just as bad for me it’s at least got marginally more fiber.
“Shut up or I’ll give you my anxiety” has now become a threat that is possible to follow through on.
It looks like a set up for a “suqma DICK lmao” joke, but it’s actually just a store.
Then get offline and go do whatever it is you think is better.
Don’t worry, that one won’t be good enough for some people either! 🙄
The Tesseract front end for lemmy lets you access archive sites for post links with a drop down menu.
I grew up in deep Republican country and he’s 100% right. These are the same people I saw telling other kids their age they were going to get them deported and that they’re not allowed to come to school. They’re the same people that were leaving KKK graffiti around town. Just absolutely fueled by hate handed down, generation to generation, from angry slavers.
If you mean this about any Christmas, seasonal, 4th of July, Halloween, Easter, etc events… sure. But taking out just the Pride event is targeted.
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