ChihuahuaOfDoom

Really you need to kill several someone’s, preferably at once if you’d like your own page in short order.

I’ll just keep volunteering to be honest, I’m a volunteer EMT a few times a month right now but I’m thinking of volunteering with the local theater and possibly the warming center as we enter the colder months.

It’s not a problem if it takes you 12 tries and you still haven’t gotten it, do it a 13th. If I don’t do something perfect on the 1st or 2nd try I’ll most likely never do it again.

I only learned this a few weeks ago at 40 years old, now my hair is blue, both my ears are pierced and I’m a lot happier. I told my 19 year old daughter that “what will people think?” has been my mantra, now it’s “fuck 'em”

Evolution

Pepperoni, sausage, bacon, ham, marinara sauce, thick, fluffy crust, and NO cheese.

Too bad, I thought those were promising for industrial applications.

Ha, the nearest house to mine is a quarter mile away, good luck Samsung.

That took a minute

Hood has been pissing me of lately, for some reason the only cottage cheese I have been seeing locally is small curd which I don’t like, I want large curd but it’s been unavailable for months.

zodica

I lost all of my weed in a series of small fires.

More like burning grass…

Congratulations?

I haven’t played online multilayer since Halo 2 and I don’t think anything will get me to start again.

Navy beans and ham.

The bigger the waistband the deeper the quicksand.

You could, you just have to pay extra for that.

Can someone invent a litter robot that drops the turds into an envelope instead of a garbage bag?

45 and 1 white woman