Concerning fact 3) They do have a connection, Zorg fires Corben at the beginning of the movie, but they never become aware of the fact. Corben is a nobody to Zorg and Zorg just a company to Corben.

He was actually just supposed to be Prince doing his thing, but after he refused Chris Tucker dialled it up to eleven. Which was exactly the right call.

Überraschtes Blitzhörnchen Gesicht.

Yes, except they’re no wizards, they are warlords employing wizards.

Also, the “satan” that is the Torah is actually more of a job title, that of an “accuser”.

Is Trump that demented that he actually thinks all those people are Melania? I wouldn’t be surprised.

He desperately wants to say “We have the greatest nuclear tests, people come to me with tears in their eyes and thank me for all the nuclear tests!”

The only thing is, that climate chage will seriously fuck us all anyway and on the current course will lead to billions, not millions, of people becoming displaced from regions that have become inhospitable to human life.

I mean it has an orange rotting pumpkin with a head full of mush, so there’s that.

I also play Rise right now, this game holds up incredibly well graphically for a ten year old game (the first one slightly less so).

Yeah, people who nitpick about that tend to ignore that all of Lord of the Rings is supposed to be a translation.

He’s only eating cheeseburger from McD and well-done steaks with ketchup though. I wish I was making this up. He’s testament to the difference being obscenely rich makes to healthcare.

Cool, a Dead-Internet-Browser, right on time for Halloween. Spooky!

I don’t trust anything coming out of Elon’s fascisthole. Deleted the app when he bought it and never looked back.

I haven’t eaten since breakfast and I’m fine. I think needing sustenance is just a conspiracy by Big Food, you guys!

How old were all those guys working for Doge again? They were old enough to dismantle the government, so they must have been plenty qualified, right? Right?

You get transported to the Trek prime universe. You come out at Wolf-359, and the Borg approach.

“The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.”

So wait, migrants at fault for being ripped off by greedy landlords? Is that from the same guys claiming woman ask to be raped?

“Hey, does anyone understand what he’s saying? Sounds a bit like one of the tongues of those barbaric Saxons.”*

*translated from classical Latin