I want something that causes locked-in syndrome and a long ventilator-assisted life.

Maybe then he’ll realize that yes, everyone does, in fact, hate him. And even the cowards he surround himself with will do it straight to his face for once.

Meanwhile, the company has raked in record profits year after year, but nothing below C-suite and shareholder has seen a dime of it.

Just spit balling here, but they probably tune the AI for different thresholds between return and rent out so that they can rake in the damage fees for things that “weren’t there” during the first AI scan.

Bold of you to assume this means they are hiring more workers…

Yeah, stupid people who lack empathy only get to run for the Republican ticket!

Yes. People are willing to do all kinds of tasks for money. If nobody wants to do a job it’s because you aren’t paying enough.

Which they would do if the work paid a living wage.

Ain’t looking too good for capitalist society then, either…

Turns out that the current administration was just a bunch of DUI hires.

If they get pardoned, they can no longer plead the 5th, so that should be fun!

That’s what happens when you have a suicidal death cult trying their damnedest to bring about their version of the end of the world.

Behold, the ‘pill’ D4 die!

It’s what the administration demanded in order to ‘talk to’ Putin about ending the war in Ukraine.

Dual-casting 2nd tier lightning could stun-lock Alduin!

I haven’t been able to play much lately due to work, but I did manage to squeeze in some time to 100% Digseum.

I’ve loved the little genre of 'dig up buried artifacts ’ since it was a mini game back in Pokemon Diamond & Pearl, so it was nice to see again.

The last few Amber alerts I’ve gotten required an app Formerly known as Twitter account to get any additional details…

Yeah, I just never have the time to get around to it. I use it plugged into my projector most of the time anyway.

Mine failed a couple of months into owning the 512gb original model. Only holds about a couple of minutes of charge when it isn’t plugged in.

That’s what happens when you have an economic system built to reward greedy sociopaths.