Colonel Panic

For the 100th time, stop saying it was a dream, that does not excuse you peeing on everything. Stop it!

I hate you and I also love you for connecting all of us with the weird liminal bathroom dream.

There are at least three of us.

Me too!

There’s at least… Three of us now.

My dream is almost this exact room, but ALSO notable by it being connected to an entire labyrinth of doors and hallways and other rooms.

My dream tends to go: I am outside or in a lobby area. I need to go. I go into the bathroom door, which leads to more doors, and more hallways and more doors, and eventually I get to the room pictured and I’m like, noooo, so I keep going and go though the next door and keep going on my journey, coming across room after room of varying AWFUL configurations and usability. If a toilet is clean, it’s just out in the open, if it’s a nice private one, it’s clogged. I continue on, sometimes encountering a sauna room with pools and bathtubs. I never stop. I have to go. More hallways, more weird rooms. If I ever do end up finding a place to go it only ever lasts 5 seconds and then someone else comes in and sits right across from me and since no doors it’s awkward. And something always goes wrong too. No TP, doesn’t flush, I miss entirely, etc. And when I finally get to wash my hands there is never soap and usually no water or something doesn’t work. And I also sometimes the get caught in another loop of trying to find a working sink, or soap. it’s HELL.

I know YOU aren’t saying that, this is at them:

I am so fucking tired of every single awful thing Trump does being compared to Biden as if that excuses it or something. Both can be true and that doesn’t prove a point or anything, it just means we have systemic problems that STILL need to be fixed.

Get that damn code Communism out of my country! No more Forking or Cloning! No more importing libraries either! We’re going to build a big beautiful firewall and export all the unsigned binaries. Make Assembly Great Again! And no terminating projects because apps begin at compilation.

Because of “reasons”

Superman can’t be around Kryptonite and Batman can’t be around his parents.

How about blaming the 77 million people that voted for the this then? Stop demonizing people that stood firm AGAINST GENOCIDE. What the fuck dude?

Genocide = Bad

Nazi = Bad

So go argue with all the MAGAs that are still cheering and celebrating this all.

Just pointing out that even if all 3rd party votes went to Kamala it wouldn’t have changed the result, it was that big of a difference.

Non voters could have changed the outcome, but not someone voting their conscious by refusing to enable or accept genocide as ok.

Not being anti-genocide is insane btw. How depraved and awful of a person do you have to be to not have a position on that or justify it. I don’t get it. Humans are awful.

Hahaha yeah! Same! I know the descent into Fascism didn’t do it, not violating the constitution, nor lying about everything else, nor the egg prices still being high, not the fact that they proclaim to hate criminals yet he is a convicted felon, nor that they claim to love Jesus yet he breaks every single thing the Bible says and Jesus said to do, nor that they continue to be poor and angry despite his promises, nor that he didn’t end the Ukraine invasion, nor that he keeps getting richer and yet keeps begging them all to donate more to him and they don’t see the grift.

Nope, none of those worked, but THIS TIME they will wake up!

Well that’s your problem. Start charging that bitch rent to be there and get your budget back in the green.

Reject modernity return to monkey.

There has never been a more worthless piece of shit and let me tell you I know everything about shit and being worthless someone I know and they are very smart told me that you are the best worthless piece of shit they’ve ever seen and there has never been a shittier piece of worthless ever and I would know.

Hot damn! I can listen to the song I want about 2 hours from now!

Naming it “The Cloud” and not “Someone else’s old computer running in their basement” was a smart move though.

It just sounds better.

<blink>How dare they!</blink>

Thanks. I hate it.

12:15. And you bring your own pizza. Best we can do because budgets been tight after we spent 7 million dollars on the new 3rd party software system. It’s turnkey and will solve all our issues right out of the box though.

My job uses Safe. It’s the bastardized scrum you speak of.

Are points the complexity, effort or time? Yes. No. No. Maybe. Yes. Who knows?

They also sum our teams capacity as if we are interchangeable cogs doing the 1 same simple task.

We have endless meetings. Daily 1hrs. Follow up to the follow up. Meeting to plan meetings. (I wish I was joking on this next on) Planning meetings to plan for the upcoming planning meetings.

It’s chaos.

It’s hell.

I get 5% as much actual work done as I used to. Not even joking. It’s bad.