Thank you for using clear language with proper spelling and grammar. It is a rare thing to see these days.

This sounds like an apology video written by an AI and thus I am not sure if you’re being sarcastic.

He had a pocket full of horses

Did you hear the joke about Cinderella? She choked at the ball.

That’s super helpful information, thank you very much!

I’ve been thinking about a Henry, due to not just living the style but also reliability, ease of repair, availability of ammunition, stopping power. However I know practically jack shit about guns, so I would appreciate any advice as to whether any of that is true or practical.

Damn that looks like western Oregon.

Goddamnit The Onion. This shit ain’t funny …

Jeb is your DADDY

Jeb Bush?

Man… You give too much credence to dumbasses.

I’m with you but I have regrettably been sucked into the node-i-verse against my will.

I believe you. There is no AI ever made that could have as bad a grammar as you. ;)

Thank God. All I do all day is leer and veer all day wondereling whether my dog could run Doom. Or my tree… or my grass. Duck you grass. No. I’m not gonna water you. You can’t run Doom.

Or you could be the narrator for Deadliest Catch and have a Mike Rowe Johnson. i will see myself out

I upvoted you but neither of them.

Omg that is funny.

What country was it? Are you still there?

https://youtu.be/ChOHnSL7ZCg?si=ixK2zvmOHtRbw5Z4

I snort you. I snort you every day.