“STD test” is how I heard the joke yesterday.

Jewel of Open?

Ah, I didn’t realize that. Thanks for taking the time to explain.

It would be nice if your FreeTube link actually linked to the video in question.

Never mind. This video is fucking trash. I thought it was going to be a romhack or something, but it’s just some guy reviewing the game while thinking he’s funny, and he’s not.

Those sons o’ bitches! I trusted them!

Zelda LttP

That’d be awesome! I’d pirate the shit out of a remake.

If you’re switching from a github alpha (debug) version, this version will install side-by-side with your current version, so there should be no risk of data loss. However, it’s always good to backup your settings, layout, icons, and wallpaper anyway, and this will also let you restore these things in the Play Store version.

To create a backup of you current Lawnchair settings:

1. Open the “Home settings” by long-pressing anywhere in the blank space between icons on your home screen and choosing “Home settings”.
2. Use the three-dot menu in the upper right to choose Create Backup. Save the file somewhere handy.
3. Later, restore that backup in the new version of Lawnchair.

It’s weird having both versions installed. When I open my app drawer and search for Lawnchair, I only get one result, and now that I’ve restored my backup, I can’t even tell which version is being launched when I tap that icon. Thankfully the alpha version is named “Lawnchair (Debug)” in the Apps list, and I can now uninstall the debug version.

You’re getting angry at misinformation.

I, too, spend my Sunday afternoons draped in lace.

Ah, I remember that one now. I never found any good use for it. I also remember it being kind of hard to pull off.

You know the quote…

Don’t tell me what I know! I don’t know shit!

Wait, is it something like “live long enough to become the villain”? Crap, I know that one.

I’m going to DM you a picture of my anus because that information needs to be seen.

Mooncat

there’s one or two more techniques you can do.

Move, jump, slam, slide/run. What else is there?

I’m trying to cherry the game without reading a guide, and I can’t find any secrets except a couple warps that don’t end up leading me anywhere new. In fact, one simply goes backwards one level.

So if there are more actions than the ones I know, my ignorance is almost certainly holding me back.

I’m on 1.2.1. Turns out F-Droid has this version as of 9/28.

Update it from the github. They released some bug in the version in the repos, and the fix hadn’t yet made it there yet. At least that was the case a couple weeks ago. Updating from github fixed that problem for me immediately.

I don’t take it seriously. I just don’t see why people would want to share an unfunny comic based on a complete misunderstanding of what the singularity is.

It’s not a meme. It’s a comic, and a bad one.

If people had just chilled the fuck out… we might be in a better place now.

Gamers aren’t a bloc, and each person has their own individual game tastes, opinions, and willingness to spend money on trivial junk.

Most gamers are tween Fortnight players or ones who play exclusively mobile games full of ads. They are not people like us. This was inevitable, and nothing would have or will ever change it. Most people just want a pleasant distraction from the horrors of life and don’t have any particular principles when it comes to how they spend their money on games.

Ohhhh… I was about to recommend some excellent and inexpensive retro games, but it turns out you mean vintage games.

Don’t forget about the third trope in this triangle: Boof the Hamster.