Fun fact : the white stuff is actually their urine.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uric_acid#Birds,_reptiles_and_desert-dwelling_mammals

To their defense, I think they are really self aware. The campiness and the theatrics are all intentional. It almost has a musical (the broadway kind) aspect to it. 5FDP actually believe they are hard.

The maturity of a 13 years old, but it’s listened by angry genXers and older millenials.

Some of my current favourites : Blood Incantation, Ulcerate, Worm, Civerous, The Ruins of Beverast.

Not really cause then it would be “pommes de la terre”.

For the record, some of us also use the word “patate” which is straight up the equivalent of potato.

I don’t know if OP speaks french or it’s just a funny coincidence, but “pipe” is also slang for blow job.

Slayers, black metal ? Lol