Their fingers will be coated in butter
The End is Nigh(tly updated, don’t worry)
Their fingers will be coated in butter
You got time to duck?
Gen X is getting AARP literature in the mail. I know some people who’s kids have graduated college.
Unmuted Porn from a crackly laptop speaker
it looks like a forbidden lovers rendezvous…
you know we shouldn’t do this…but I love you…but, we can’t!
vacation? that would crazy.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again.
ask saturation divers
seems like it should pay rent. hogging up all that condensor water like it’s free.
-Nestle
I’m using old mac osx with some arbitrary california name? on a tower from 2009? I had to hack the shit out of it to get it to run anything modern. did I win?
No one wants to be hugged by a clown
explain this to a person in 1998
For real though, I know of 3 Tacoma’s that have over 300k miles and are in daily driver condition.
if you’re going this far to get wrecked, just do heroin
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I wanna have a glow-poo!
whaaamp whhaaaaaaaammmmmph!
Do you like camping in a submarine in a volcano of dust and radiation? Let’s Go to the Colonies!
also, both stripped somehow?
Cigarette girls still exist, in Vegas at least.
it has a taste for manflesh, we are lost