Fun fact: a used condom hanging from a tree branch by the interstate has more rigidity than Ted Cruz’s spine.

It has also been said that it smells better than Ted’s soft teeth.

We really need to run a lead test on that spoon

His rallies have fizzled and I suspect this year (unlike 2016) a lot of these attendees were paid for their attendance, hence the common early exodus we have seen from his “supporters”.

”This year’s election instability and Democracy erosion has been brought to you by FOX “nEwS”, and the number 88…”

The Rape brothers

Are you Putin me on?

“The demon made me suck those men off too— and now my wife is pissed”

*Not-the-Onion

Two pedos under Putin’s thumb

Fuckface Don

Blowup sexdoll Trump

Dork Maggot.

He does resemble a hemorrhoid

Epstein’s pedo ring perps plan on continuing their lying and grifting

Really captured his neck vagina with that soft light

<Laughs in Kushner>

THEY’RE ALL RUBBERY, YOU TIT!!!

Musk is his Epstein island eskimo brother

The Hamberdler

Ask him why North Korean soldiers are in Russia?