I thought that was America jorkin’ it at first glance.

It was stabbing

How about you try getting a male and female pet and do a little study on how small the intervals in between litters really are.

Or just spay and neuter

Deuteronomy more like Neuteronomy

The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout

down came the rain and washed the spider out

but vice versa

American problems require American solutions

Cat in the hat style

Why not pdf?

Some would call the former command cat abuse.

it 100% is, its just a bad habit of mine

i was doing cat ~/.bash_history | grep thing which is stupid so i started doing grep "thing" ~/.bash_history

now you’re telling me i should do history | grep thing

i can’t win

I do not understand how anyone uses mobile apps with ads. thats just so dystopian to me

I alias rm to rm -r for easy folder deleting

I give people the thumbs up when they pass me safely and legally. Am i doing it wrong? Should I give a sarcastic thumbs down?

Honestly the act of driving just makes people mad. They know they can go fast, so they are entitled to. Anything that gets in the way of them going fast induces anger.

Am driver, love traffic. Was on the motorway today and it was going at carwash speeds for a good 10 minutes. Had lots of fun, heard and saw some trains. Love driving

What do I do with the remaining 10 stalks?

Kindling for the fire

“Free software” is different from “software that is free”

I do this sort of thing with pets from the animal shelter

I tend to eat one meal a day

Now you’re speaking my language. 1 meal a day + snacks so I don’t starve to death

better use this nice, fresh beef to make chili because otherwise I’ll go hungry.

My issue is that I often end up choosing the “go hungry” option over the chili option

and I love chili

I love cooking, just can’t ever get motivated to do it

Yeah idk what it is about them, but old people love to ramble on about anything and everything. I kind of like it honestly, I can just listen to their infodumping and occasionally say short sentences and phrases and they keep the entire conversation going for me.