Well, it’s too big to be an actual louse, unless they have the fingers of an infant…

I think they’re talking about the duvet

Easy there, tiger. 1/3 incorrect.

I wasn’t going to explain all of the health effects, aside from an irritant, that the “!” could indicate, especially when the general rule of thumb is to go over the SDS when you see the symbol. The second symbol is definitely for indicating a hazard to aquatic life.

The “G” in the third was confused with a “Q”, given the printer resolution. I wasn’t sure, so I used more relative wording for saying what it looked like on my screen.

That makes more sense, I wasn’t sure why they would be talking about dosage on a mfr label

Source: https://www.epa.gov/sites/default/files/2016-01/documents/hazard_communication_standard-safety_data_sheets_epa_dec_2015.pdf

The exclamation can mean that it’s an irritant. It could also be other potential health concerns.

Try not to be too quick when trying to correct someone next time, especially when you are only half right

Throttle by wire.

The fuel is never really actively controlled by the user, more by its relation to the amount of air going into the intake.

Both are technically cables though. One, a power cable, the other a steel cable.

Or an axle failing

The first is a standard warning symbol, telling you to read the warnings.

The middle looks to imply that it’s harmful to aquatic life; so no flushing, (upside-down fish and a piece of coral)

Third one seems to be dosage frequency, but saying a symbol isn’t available. (QHS = taken every night)

What are you talking about? There’s only one side. /s

It comes with a subscription

"Oh, we’ll fix it in production. It’s job security. "

(Task now requires several hours of downtime, combing through everything with the boss on your ass asking every ten minutes, “Is it fixed yet? Maybe it’s this… Did you try that?”)

The half-assed censoring of “fucking”. (People have just been getting annoyed of how silly and prevalent the attempts are)

I think it’s a marching drum

Musk is the alien as he had issues with his citizenship years ago and IIRC was in the US illegally for a period. Trump is the predator given that he’s been to Epstein Island.

🤯🤯🤯

Their system screwed up an auto-payment which they eventually fixed. They however left the delinquency mark on my account (they only corrected the notice sent to the credit bureaus), so any purchases had to be paid within 30 days.

Couldn’t and close out and delete my account fast enough.

So no bananas for a couple days…

Sounds killer, but I’m up for the challenge

While not as serious or deadly, the radium paintbrush story comes to mind

Well, what about all of the people on The Apprentice that were ‘fired’ on in front of a camera?