Uh-oh, time to kill 15,000 more civilians

He usually initiates the conversation, informing me he spotted a racoon in the back yard

I’m a childless cat dude, can I join?

Passively informed is an understatement, also we’re supposed to be available to work at a moments call, with limited time off availability. Am I gonna just tell my boss I’m leaving early to go vote?

Neon lights, noble prize, when the mirror speaks, the reflection lies

How many windows updates have bricked PC’s over the years?

Well ya see, everything is super fucked, so I drink too much

Ehh, it’s probably becauseI I drink too much, because everything’s super fucked

Same, and ironically I own a Kia,

There is no deeper level of hate, than christan love

Ace combat 4 is still on if my favs

We’d rather bomb each other than save the planet.

ThAtS AnTi-SeMiTiSm!!!

Today’s thesis is an improv on why windows sucks.

Yes, or pay someone to do it.

Then how would you arbitrarily fine your citizens?

Pre-emptive Zero Dawn, do it now!

So thats why they say not to give your password to anyone.

Putin can Crimea fucking river, stop bombing Ukraine and you won’t have to worry about it!