The joke

Your head

Nah. I make my own preworkout protein bar and each has a tablespoon of honey. Hit that and some caffeine, (banned in the Olympics) and you’ll have a ton of energy while lifting.

Was Steve Erwin really kind to animals? Didn’t he wrestle them son’s of bitches?

If only a quart of vodka actually did that.

Turtle saving is a hobby

This site is becoming the same kind of mysognistic reddit was.

This is so disingenuous because it completely ignores why a woman’s tech conference needs to exsist in the first place. I hope you’re not actually convinced that you care about equality and realize where the urge to argue against a woman’s tech conference being for women comes from.