Adobe rn:

I will find text versions of everything I need to learn about and create my own video, and then watch it.

The rapture is when we all get vacuumed back up into Eve’s vagina, so it works.

“We see you had it toggled on for 16 seconds when you first opened the app, so that still counts. Also we can legally kill you if we want.”

The last thing you want in a car accident is one whole baby flying into the front seat area.

That’s why he spoke through a burning bush

It’s not a look of disgust. It’s the face of desire, of yearning.

I don’t know, Vance ate his dog probably. I didn’t read his book.

And in Apple’s case they’re just being forced to pay back taxes, not even any fines. They’re basically undoing an illegal tax break from Ireland, which has spent $10 million in legal fees to fight against receiving it. Technically the Irish government is the one that fucked up here. Apple will have to pay and move forward paying a normal tax rate.

I settled on OLÉ “Xtreme Wellness” high fiber wraps. They’re stretchy and they even toast/grill well. They’re good for sandwich wraps but also soft tacos and small burritos.

Do people not eat cheeseburgers? Like some ground beef, a nice condiment, some veg, and maybe a little sliced bacon, with a few fries or something?

This person’s problem can be solved by a sandwich. Takes like 3 minutes to make, or can be prepped earlier, no cooking necessary, has color, is fresh, not frozen, beats any fast food meal in price and quality. Also can even be healthy if you shop wisely. Can be different every day. Can be hot or cold. The possibilities are endless. Sandwiches are the best.

Ruth Gader Binsburg

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I am shocked, shocked I tell you. I truly believe this will be fixed before launch or shortly after. Surely it will be fixed sometime within the 1 year lifespan of the game. Surely they will fix it for the next COD game. Sur…

“Oh yeah, that’s so fucking normal. I’m so good at this. Also please bring 7 bottles of warm syrup and 6 waiters.”

You’re wrong! I can’t do either.

$1000? You must have great insurance!

“This is yours now, son. A little bit of water spilled on it 3 weeks ago, so it will fall apart if you use it.”

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