Final Remix

3d printer and some pipe.

If the guy with the splatoon gun can kill the Japanese president, Americans can make a gun at home for sure.

It is. He slathers Bronx Colors orange “hydrating concealer” on his face. BHCo6. He does it personally, and regularly has to change shirts because that shit rubs off, how thick he layers it on.

I got a “lifetime membership” on discount right before they did away with that option entirely. I’ll stick around for a bit, too, mostly.out of convenience, but I ain’t contributing, and I’m leaving uBlock on at all times.

Increased

S t a b i l i t y

Why? It works fine and it’s built into the phones. No need to convince family members to install a fuckin’ chat app just to be able to message them.

Prador Moon literally has giant space crabs as the antagonists.

We could fucking slapchop him so easily, too. We’ve used 'em before. They work great.

It calls attention to the awful shit Israel’s doing. That’s a hate crime.

… somehow.

I teach evolutionary psychology and show a scene from.Planet Earth where birds of Paradise dance for mates. Food’s plentiful, so going “hey, girl. I can get food.” Isn’t an asset. They gotta do a silly dance to attract a mate in such a food-loaded environment, instead.

I guess you can spin that kind of stuff to poorly explain human behaviors, but from everything I’ve read and prepped, it’s a very broad but innocuous field of psych, if relatively nascent.

Not soon enough…

There was a time in my life, working retail and later grad school, when the only reason my phone would ring was a lab emergency, a meeting I was supposed to be at but wasn’t, or someone calling out and the store needing a “key” to cover the shifts.

Despite years of detachment from this time, I get legitimate anxiety whenever my phone rings.

Yeah, it’s The Onion’s internet culture / clickbait site.

Back in high school, a buddy of mine mused about something that still itches my brain.

When they built the first computer. How the fuck did they figure out how to “make it turn on”? Like… the first boot cycle.

Really makes you appreciate some of the insanely complex stuff that we take for granted.

https://clickhole.com/awkward-john-lithgows-episode-of-criterion-closet-just-shows-him-looking-for-harry-and-the-hendersons-for-45-minutes/

Nah, it’s not missspelled; they’re worried about releasing “chatgbt” into the wild.

I don’t even know anymore. Grading in green is ragebait.

Hey now. That’s…

*checks notes*

antisemitic to mention…?

Can confirm. My grad mentor’s grad mentor used green because he’d read a paper that green causes more eye strain and he thought it’d be hilarious to grade in green.

I grade in green because it drives my students nuts.

That’s certainly the intensity to which I’ll celebrate Trump’s and Musk’s deaths days.

Agreed, this is ultimately fantastic news, if true. Fuck that guy and I hope his various organs just give up one by one. Or all at once. He’s a wildly destructive loser of a man.