Please clap.

So fucking hot.

Shit. Now I want to work at an aquarium. Sassy scallops.

Abortion bans definitely play into capitalist goals. They ensure impoverished, desperate workers will be even more available to work for a pittance.

Was there other clear damage? We still have some damage from a hurricane in July around here, and it was really quite bad until about a month ago.

“Little old lady got mutilated late last night”

Some of the best lyrics ever.

That was amazing!! I would not have bothered without your comment.

Please tell me this is real.

Dear God, I hate this so much. Please give me a way to make these motherfuckers feel just a percentage of the kniving pain they unknowingly stab me with… May they understand why they must change their ways.

This is definitely Numberwang!

You have to find Kenneth to answer that question.

I was absolutely expecting this song. I’m always expecting this song, but especially when I am fast asleep. The cries of the carrots…

For our shitlib friend.

Thanks for the tag!

George rarely smiled because he had terrible teeth and wore false teeth.

He is clearly engaged in the great ritual dance known as…

The Macarena!!

Yes, my comment was an oversimplification in light of the topic. The adage is supposed to teach you to get rid of the bad apple to save the barrel.

The phrase is “One bad apple spoils the barrel.”

Literally means all are bad if one is bad.

Edit: verb simplification.

Thank you. That is clearly the connection lost in my brain. Always appreciate you, guy!

No, like seriously, what’s going on here? Is the Count cos playing Johnny Depp or something??