I’ve never liked eggs. Never bought an egg in my life. Though I admit I do eat things with eggs in them. If they disappeared completely, I’d miss cake, cookies, ranch dressing, and breaded chicken. Still, I’d rather do without those things than vote for Donald Trump. Having never used eggs for cooking and eaten many delicious meals without them, I’m baffled that so many people find it so hard to just do without them.

No pre-shredded cheese. Make America grate again

You need eggs to make cake

I think Americans should stop buying eggs

Eternals should have been an 8-10 episode series which each episode focusing on one or two characters

And trans-fats

“I love the poorly educated”- Trump, 2016

65, a movie where humanoid aliens crash land on earth in the time of the dinosaurs and get out right before the asteroid hits. It’s a generic survival/monster movie where dinosaurs are just obstacles in the way of the heroes escaping the planet. The movie should have shown the beautiful parts of the Dinosaur world and we should have been sad when they’re wiped out at the end.

I wondered what he was on about

In Canada, another election would’ve been called by now

We should be beating up teslas for charity

I also saw her more recently in Black Mirror. To be fair, I’m really bad with faces and different hair probably threw me

I used to watch Hannah Montana every Saturday. Miley Cyrus now looks unrecognizable to me

He was never joking. What is it going to take for people to take him seriously?