jokes on them. I don’t wait for them to hit first. they give me a reason… I see no reason to get hurt before stopping it.

And the peppers that troll the fuck out of your temperature receptors?

“Her body, [their] choice” implies “[their] body, my/our choice”, right?

But eh, my penmanship (knifesmanship?) sucks. Best to use a branding iron.

Remind me again, which ones are the ones that do the exploding thing?

I’ll be betting on that one for the 100m dash.

I have to assume some of them are fiction.

mostly because it seems a little improbable. Like turning skin transparent? … why…?

It should be noted that, aside from petty human concerns like flooded roads and properties, beavers are much better at controlling flooding and generally protecting ecologies than humans.

Go watch Fringe. It’s probably one of those.

Somebody who actually knows what they’re talking about can correct me here, but I’m pretty sure those are the tentacles, with the grabby things on the end- and in the foreground… because it was annoyed at the sub/rov. (And may have punched it.)

(“grabby things” is a highly technical term.)

It’s the Humbolts you gotta be worried about. These guys mostly just lurk and silently judge your music choices.

Dennis is the cool neighbor that always shares his weed. And the squid is a master mixologist who’s just waiting to take your order.

The, glowy rope thing… kinky, but seriously not worth it.

(I was referring to the Power-On Self Test. It’s that blinky-light thing mobos do before booting off a disk. For a mobo to post, it just needs a cpu, ram and power.)

Does it post?

You got triggered by the comic, didn’t you?

The guy is an insufferable ass, where the thing he’s looking forward to most is pissing off his family at turkey-day dinner.

Disinviting a disrespectful ass who’s absolutely going to provoke a fight isn’t political- it’s just good sense.

(And let’s just be honest with ourselves, republicans at large, not even just MAGA, at least resemble this guy.)

Don’t eat junk food. Instead, compost and use it to grow healthy veggies.

(They’ll taste better anyway.)

If Biden had the spine to do that, trump would already be in jail and convicted of far too many things to even remember.

when you talk to trump, you’re really talking to putin. That latency in responses is him receiving instructions. Otherwise it’s all in one ear, out the other.

If I were really satan, I’d reverse the shrink ray and make centipedes large enough to ride. I bet they’d add it to the geneva conventions as a war crime.

hmmm. I think I’d go with centipedes. For sheer creep-factor. (more than 8 legs is just excessive.)

He doesn’t. He’s going to pull back and let Russia do their genocide thing. It’s why he blocked Ukraine aid before this started, too.

Same for Gaza, and probably Taiwan as well.

They should have gone with Clear Line instead of Clear Entry, because CE could also be Clear Everything… which is what clear does.