0% Australia. Can tell by how the picture isn’t upside down.

Evil fuckers! Joke for you: what’s black and white and read all over?

Marinade is for steaks, not people!

I-iiiiiiii WANNA KNOW

https://youtu.be/u1V8YRJnr4Q

Shit, I never took the frothing at the mouth rabies-antivaxxer demographic into account before I posted this, fuuuuuuckkk

Don’t care whats it’s for, I want to go!

I’ve been to a few myself, hooo yeah it can get pungent.

For some reason the historical figure “I am quite fond of x” meme template kills me every time

If there’s a gold rush, sell shovels!

Onion News Network - Scientists Successfully Teach Gorilla It Will Die Someday

https://youtu.be/CJkWS4t4l0k

“And then everyone clapped”

My Pacifist Egalitarian Xenophile space elves: “Just be nice guys!”

Sigh, wait a week and there has to be a new chart :(

No you’re supposed to read this and be furious!

Not read this and think “how would a monopoly on eggs in preindustrial China exist, this story smells of bullshit”

That’s the good ending. Bad ending is it works and the dictators of the world crush everyone else, tantalizing just enough people with the immortality carrot to make the system eternal.

Sure is :)

How does one have a monopoly on eggs in a non-hypetindustrial country? Did grandpa invent the chicken and visit every village and start renting out hens XD

Yes, there are people who believe we will find a way to transcend death via technology. I personally think a world ruled by immortal omniwealthy methusalas that will never let even death release their boot from the necks of the common man is a bad thing, but…

We were meant to subsist off of grubs, berries, and whatever your extended family could hunt as we trekked around, dying randomly of infections and bear attacks. Then some fucking asshole started farming and it’s all been downhill since!