Nah if the Dow hits $50k, I’m only marginally worse off, that sounds like some former billionaires problem!

Go outside

Instantly tracked by 70000000 AI cameras hooked up to the Palantir database

The sea peoples were right, urbanization was a mistake, we must return to monke

I understand if any more words come pouring out of your cunt mouth, I’m going to have to eat every last chicken in this room.

https://youtu.be/DyztFOogj8Y

The Iranian government shot protesters in the face and imprisoned people en mass. The proverbial American pot may be starting to boil, but the Iranian one is a full on lava flow of rape, murder, and mutilation.

Film yourself asking 100 people the same simple question

find 5 who are clueless

Only post the 5% of people who make for good content, never mention the other 95%

Morons lap this up as real

The ole Charlie Kirk youtube method didn’t die with him I see.

Their ass, they spent all morning rooting around up there on the C-line

Source: I took the C-line to work today

Her own kids stole her bikes out of her back yard, what is the world coming to :(

https://www.galactanet.com/oneoff/theegg.html

A fantastic short story everyone should read. The very very extraordinary egg indeed.

All the boys are away doing human wave tactics in Ukraine and cucumber prices are soaring, poor Russian ladies

Yeah I asked Winnie, he said it’s fake news and docked me -300 social credit for asking, case closed

Does lemmy have a /im14andthisisdeep comm? This would be perfect

Your names lies, that is… Good :)

You may pass.

Yes, sadly :(

Reminds me of Covid, when the fully-vaccinated redcaps were going on and on about the “dangers” of the jab

It seems only the good die young :/

Have the homestucks tried a grocery store? Search as I may, rootbeer doesn’t appear in my home unless I go get it

Do you smell burnt toast? I sure do after reading that XD